10 Words That Don’t Exist, but Should… (Part 2)

ACCORDIONATED – adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

AEROPALMICS – n. The study of wind resistance conducted by holding a cupped hand out the car window.

MUMMABOLIC CHORUS – n. When three or more people are singing along to a tune and suddenly discover they are all faking their way through the unintelligible lyrics.

NARCOLEPULACY – n. The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight to also yawn.

OREOSIS – n. The practice of eating the cream center of an Oreo before eating the cookie outsides.

PAJANGLE – n. Condition of waking up with your pajamas turned 180 degrees.

PRESTOFRIGERATION – n. The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.

RIGNITION – n. The embarrassing action of trying to start one’s car with the engine already running.

SARK – n. The marks left on one’s ankle after wearing tube socks all day.

TURFIGEE and PEDIGEE – n. The two extreme target points of a rotary lawn sprinkler, TURFIGEE being the safest point at which to walk past, PEDIGEE being the most dangerous.

TANUMBUM – n. The sorry side of the Christmas tree that gets placed toward the wall.

WONDRACIDE – v. The act of mangling a piece of soft white bread with a pat of cold butter.


See you on the road!
<3 Adam

Reblogged from Owl City Blog

*This is just too awesome. Someone should really put that words in the dictionary. ASDFGHJKL*